do you ever just stop to think about lucifer
and how he was in the pit for millennia
scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power
thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario
and the one thing that he didn’t plan for
the one thing that was his downfall
was sam winchester loving his brother more than anything in the entire universe
do you ever just think about that
relationship goal: a relationship
if i lived in this hotel room id never sleep because the view is so amazing
or because there is so much light outside and the level of luminic contamitation is so high, you cannot sleep
nah i went to sleep after i posted this
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
“Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.”
What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”
"Oh so we’re playing this game now ok well in that case DEAN’S A DEMON"
"Yea! Well……… Sam was soulless for a year and had me turned into a vampire"
'WELL DEAN OBSESSED OVER DICK FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS”
"Oh trust me Sammy… it’s been longer than 6 months…"
The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real
casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.
Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.
casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.
Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.
what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.